My future

I have had a membership to the gym for the last year. I really didn't use it much. If you think about it, a gym is one of the biggest scams out there. You pay a lot of money every month to go lift heavy things. Who does that?
So last week I decided to put my membership on hold. But after a week, I took it off hold. Now I am confused on whether it is worth keeping or not.
These two new items are going to help my decision. They are going to change my life.

#1.
- Most "seen on TV" products never really seem to work but this item is amazing. You just place it on the door and do as many pull ups as possible. I can do about 3 right now. It can also be used for pushups, situps, and tricep dips.

#2.
- I just tried this the other night for the first time and I am still sore. It makes you do all these weird excercises that you would never do at a gym. Yoga might be my favorite right now.

If all goes well, this will be me in a few months.